The ongoing OS war.... Isn't it great?! Keeps the prices down
I'm a bill gates windows xp pro user and almost on a daily basis I have these
mini nuclear wars with this pink-dildo-pinguin-lover-lin(s)ux user friend of my'n over messenger
pissing each other off....
Now that Windows 7 is about to explode in their faces (looks promising btw and it really should after vis(ux)ta) integrating the small little smart usefull features from linux (and I'm not talking about the useless shit like drawing with fire and roatating ur desktop on a cube, sphere or a dildo shaped form.... 'geeez).
He cannot freakin' admit windows
xp is good! pissez' me off
I think he'd click' if he could ever force himself to say these 3 lillo' words: "winxp is good".
One of these days I said, the perfect OS would be xp with more ram support (32 bit versions), the eyecandy from leopard (more than we have now in xp. btw rocketdock rulz!) and the usefull smart little features from linux.
He keeps on throwing things like "
oh ur OS is 9 years old...." Hell yeah!! daaaa' doesn't that tell you something?!?! It's
that freakin' good!!! Show me another OS on the market that can last so long. FAIL!! There is no other! Right now xp is the best overall OS sys out there, period.
Another couple of things he keeps on repeating is "
virus" and "
spyware" it's like the magical words of a linux user when he's in
defense mode and got
nothing else to say. Look.... if linux would be as widespread as windows.... (wet pinguin dream) believe me, there would be a
ton of viruses, but no, nobody bothers with ur OS, it's not worth the effort.
I use xp and I have no problems, no crashes, no viruses, no spyware, and I only have a free zone alarm and nod32 + a free search and destroy that I run from time to time and of-course a brain.... I never understood people who needed to reinstall windows every freakin' week. Why does it work under my hands?!?!? years and years without any problems?!?! Now those "
gotta reinstall" users are the current bigmouth linux users
.
I
admit, not like my linux buddy here (the good things about xp) that linux indeed has some small features that are very handy, that I wouldn't mind seeing in windows, well thought little things that are in the right place at the right time and make ur everyday-clicking-life easier and more efficient. Most of linux is all about (networking and) eyecandy but when u want to run photoshop or 3d max or any other good program /
game.... MEGAFAIL!
you can't!!
I was on a
trip with my girlfriend @ Budapest at on old, good friend. He took us to another guys place and woala another linux user out of the blue. They're like cockroaches they show up in all the wrong places at the wrong time, unexpected and all that
. He wanted to start a movie. What does a linux user do when he want's to start a movie (or anything else for that matter)?! he writes a smaller
novel in the stone-age command line. "
Dear sudo plz I promis I won't use a mouse and I'll type even if it's so not-cool and much less comfortable and slower than simply clicking, like everybody else does, just please start this movie for me /-fuckin'/a thank you linux for booming me back to stoneage" This is supposed to be an operatin' system not a test of command line typin' skills.
Sudo my cohones' bitcheZ'!! I just wanna' click and play it.... geeez'.... You should-have seen the guy writing and writing again when he forgot to add some subtitles.... me and my gf. were laughin' our assz' off.... inside of-course so that we don't scar the little linux users soul.
Another issue I'd like to talk about is all this chrome and eyecandy the (linux user is so proud of) internet is infested by.... compiz and wobbly windows and drawing fire and rotatin' ur desktops on boxes and hippies and whatnot....
THESE "features" ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS, have no
practical use!!!! I wouln'd use them even if I had them in windows!! When you start your computer you do so cuz' you want to
do something. Work, play, whatever. You don't start it so you can draw fire with your mouse on your desktop or to play with the open wobbly windows. Let's say I want to scan something and send it via mail to somebody. I
do not want to go to any forums to learn about how to install or emulate some software that is compatible with my soft or hardware so I can do what I do in windows in a few seconds. I want to do it now!
Pronto! not learn 2 hours 'till I get it done, and this is the biggest flaw of linux if u aX' me.... the weak software and hardware support!! Who cares that versions of your OS can run from a floppy or a usb stick. Who needs that?!?! I want my hardware and software to run properly when I need it!! On a normal desktop or laptop.
I gave linux the benefit of the doubt. Tried it 2 times + played with it at my cousin who tried it a couple of years ago. First time on a laptop. Had vga compatibility issues. FAIL! Next time on a desktop. Couldn't set up my pppoe internet connection. Why? Cuz I didn't know how to from the command line. Ok. I should have searched a forum right?!?! How the hell am I supposed to do that if I can't set up my internet connection?!?!
MEGAFAIL! I annahilated any trace of linux from my hard drives with a big fucking smile on me' face.
So quit writing eyecandy scripts.... sit down and write some software and hardware support drivers and shit, that 'hactually have some practical use!! You'd get a bigger slice of the pie.
maybe....
Compiz is purrtyy' but USELESS! Can't repet this enough times. Roatating my desktop on a cube has absolutely no fucking use either!
Another thing a linux user uses to defend himself: "Speedgain". The speedgain in a game for example those few couple of fps is not worth switching to linux and anyhows.... my humble personal opinion. Go trough all the trouble of installing and using linux + using an emulation software so that I can run the software I wanna' use.
Sudo that couple of fps "
gain".
I wanna play a game, use photoshop or 3d on linux.... I can't, I
have to use wine or some other emulation software to be able to run them!
Ubuntu is an african word meaning: if you want to run a usefull program u need to use wine (that infact creates a virtual
windows station with windows directories</u> like windows / program files directly on ur hdd.
WOW I'm stunned'.... so let me understand.... the great linux user
NEEDS to create a virtual
windows station so he can actually work or play.... DAAAAAAAA' need I say moore?!??!?!?!? If your OS is so freakin' great as u say it is.... why do u need to emulate-semulate the OS of the satan ~ windows, to run software?!?!?
GIGAmegaFAIL!!</u>
The linux user answers:"
doode what do you want me to emulate so I can run photoshop? IRIX station?" .... nooo doode!! I
don't want you to emulate SHIT! I just want you to run it with a click of a mouse like I do in windows!!
HIPERGIGAFAIL!!I don't wanna' emulate shit!! I don't want to write novels in the command line!! I just wanna' click and start the freaking program even if it takes a little bit more hardware resources.... like why do you think they make for example the new Intel cpu-s and other pure muscle hardware.... or hummers or dodge rams....
yeah a toyota prius takes you from point a to point b shure.... but....
never mind you linux users wouldn't understand....
PS: the guy I'm talking about has a site.... and when gets bored changes user comments and avatars.... linux users....
Stick to what ur good at.... networking dudz'.
I really hope the guys @ microsoft will create by windows 7 the next upgraded xp
